I'm Sweating More than a Hooker in Church / T-Shirt

  It's hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk, and you're sweating like a hooker in church. You need a way to cool down and stay comfortable without melting into a puddle.

   You sweat more than anyone you know. No matter what you do, the heat and humidity are always too much for you. Fans just blow around hot air, ICE is too expensive, and your energy bill is already through the roof. What are you supposed to do?

   The I'm Sweating More Than a Hooker in Church T-Shirt is perfect for those days when the heat is just too much to handle. Made from 100% cotton, this shirt will help you keep cool while showing off your sense of humor. With this T-shirt, you can let everyone know just how hot it is!

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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